1. So my professor was asking questions.

    1. Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
    2. Like 3 people: *raises hand*
    3. Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
    4. Me: *raises hand*
    5. Professor: *points me out* why?
    6. Me: It's illegal.
    7. Professor: touche.
  2. madlori:

    I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

    (Source: spoclcers-archive, via yourfictionmyreality)

  3. (via suspend)


  4. folieafab:

    Reasons I should be in a band:

    1) I’d be really amusing in interviews

    2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter

    3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)

    4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good

    Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:

    1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit

    (via idkgreta)


  5. so sick of seeing bad grammar on this website





    (via doctorwhoismylife)

  6. runwayandbeauty:

    Zhenya Katava - Details at Nicole Miller Spring 2015 | NYFW.

    (via gypsyprincess)


  7. thesassylorax:





    girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

    having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

    none of you can do it discreetly anyways

    we see you

    everyone sees you

    (via salvationinthesecularedge)

  8. salvationinthesecularedge:

    My MCM is the King of Gondor. Happy Birthday, Viggo Mortensen!!! #MCM #LOTR #Aragorn #HappyBirthday


  10. Moan in my mouth while I finger you.