1. (Source: psychopoison, via mrsmischief)

     

  2. "At my funeral I do not want
    doves or a bed of roses.
    You know how much I hate roses, anyway.
    Have my sister wear that outfit
    she never had enough confidence
    to wear
    with those shoes that never
    quite match with anything.
    Hire a priest to give a sermon
    about how he lost his virginity
    or about the flat tire he got
    on the way to his divorce court date.
    Do not stifle your giggles
    or feel guilty when you smile
    at my uncle who is falling asleep
    in the pew.
    It’s okay to delight in unconventionality.
    After the service,
    I want you to hold hands with the person
    you love the most and tell them
    they need to use more hand lotion.
    I want you to text your boyfriend
    a poem that describes his
    “shit brown eyes”
    and how much you adore them.
    On the way to the cemetery
    blast The Ramones or anything
    from Nirvana’s Incesticide album
    and scream all the lyrics
    incorrectly.
    When my casket is lowered into the ground,
    do not wipe your eyes or your nose.
    Let the wind take away your mess.
    When they begin to cover me with dirt
    and flowers that pricked your fingers
    with thorns,
    whisper to my family about how you still
    haven’t forgiven me for breaking your
    favorite coffee mug.
    Maybe you will feel uneasy,
    or maybe your lips will tremble.
    But as you exhale
    and fill your lungs with dry air,
    listen to me tap against
    the wooden walls of my tomb
    and let the rhythm guide the beating
    of your heart.
    It is okay now.
    It will always be okay."
    — Kimberly Siehl | At my funeral it will be okay (via hangingwallflower)

    (via maybe--next---may)

     

  3. levisstupidcravat:

    seduce me with in-depth character analysis

    (via narcissiste)

     

  4. sucysucyfivedolla:

    Social Justice Warrior?? okay but we’re gonna need a Social Justice Thief and a Social Justice Cleric cuz I’m a Social Justice Witch and don’t have party heals. Might need a Social Justice Paladin if the war isn’t specced into defense plus maybe another Social Justice DPS to round the party out

    (via kokkoryuha)

     
  5. heavybomb:

    mechinaries:

    i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

    because they are shitheads

    (the first one is a print you can get here)

    *whispers softly* i ship it

    (via kokkoryuha)

     
  6. gallopingtormaunt:

    I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

    (Source: stephisanerd, via kokkoryuha)

     
  7. witchbat:

    nerd

    (Source: nostalgicpatter, via kokkoryuha)

     
  8. throh:

    unleash hell for just $1.25

    (Source: iguanamouth, via kokkoryuha)

     
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